And now you've skinned me.

Heh.
Heh, heh.

It's a good thing I'm a website, otherwise this would be painful as hell.
More painful than my death, really.

I should cut the crap here, since things are going to get a bit more complex.
I know it seems strange to put myself together in such a complex way, but in reality, it was the most efficient way to do things.

You see, a soul is limited in what kind of vessel it can take.
They can only inhabit complex systems, which is why animals are the only life forms with souls.
Plants, single-cell organisms, and even a few bug species aren't complex enough to have souls.
This website only has the bare minimum amount of complexity that a soul requires.

So with that said...
You now have access to my corpse.